and her Anti-American Cult Following Moonbats*:
I'm assuming that most of you were conceived somewhere around the time of Woodstock, before they knew what drugs did to an unborn fetus, so I won't use any big words to confuse you.
AL GORE DID NOT INVENT THE INTERNET AND IF THE GLOBE FEELS LIKE WARMING, HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
HE HOGS UP ENERGY ALMOST AS MUCH AS HE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN HOGGIN' UP THEM KRISPY KREMES!
Oh, sorry...I digressed there for a minute...(Guess I'm still nauseous over the Academy Awards' shameless display of bleeding heart iberalism...)
This is what I meant to say:
It is the soldier, not the reporter, (not William Arkin)
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, (Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Ed Asner, fill in the blanks)
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, (Abbie Hoffman)
who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier, not the lawyer, (The ACLU)
who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the soldier,
who salutes the flag,
who serves under the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag,
who allows the protester to burn the flag. (i.e. the Dixie Chicks, Barbarella, and Bill Maher)
Written By Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
I added the parts in ()'s.
*A moonbat is defined as "a left-winger whose cerebral cortex has turned to putty causing him or her to mentally degenerate to the level of a winged rat radically influenced by the moon. Typically, moonbats suffer from Bush Derangement Syndrome
Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) is a political epithet invented by former psychiatrist Charles Krauthammer to describe complaints raised against President George W. Bush and his administration, associates, affiliates and supporters. The term especially applies to Bush haters who oppose all Bush administration initiatives solely because Bush supports it. ---Courtesy of the U.S. Veteran Dispatch
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."