Here's What I'm Doing to Get Ready for the Change

Obama says America will change, and I'm gearing up for that change by collecting the following items:

Oh...and I'm building a bomb shelter!

So, I'm prepared for the change that's coming:

Prepare for Nuclear Annihilation!!!

Like the words in the song, "Take your children and yourself and hide out in the cellar, soon the fighting will be close at hand!"