Tuesday, April 3, 2007

911 Conspiracy Theory

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, out comes the news about a documentary 'revealing' that the U.S. imploded the Twin Towers and deliberately and visciously killed over 3,000 of its own citizens!

Now, before you get too riled up, let me tell you who is involved in this 'documentary:

Rosie O' "Bloatsey" is involved!
Extremely credible seeing that she is a one-man wrecking ball of every one of the Ten Commandments most Christians and Jews alike live by.

And if that's not bad enough, wait until you hear who's narrating it. Let me give you a couple of clues and see if you can guess who it is:

1 - Frolicked incessantly with prostitutes
2 - heavy into drugs and alcohol, in rehab several times
3 - problems with gambling
4 - allegedly possessed child pornography
(sex-a-holic tie in with clue #1)
5 - allegedly beat his wife

Still don't know who it is? Well, here's a famous quote, referring to September 11, 2001:

"...I saw the south tower hit live, that famous wide shot where it disappears behind the building and then we see the tremendous fireball. There was a feeling, it just didn't look any commercial jetliner I've flown on any time in my life and then when the buildings came down later on that day I said to my brother 'call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?"

He also says that most people who went with their gut instinct, that the buildings had been deliberately imploded, changed their minds because that idea was "washed away by the incessant flood of the official version of events from day one."

Now, how many things are wrong with the above statements?

I'll just cover the most important one: The liberally biased mainstream media would NEVER, I repeat NEVER, let a chance like this one slip under their radar. If there was ANY doubt in the minds of the reporters and television news broadcasters that the towers were "deliberately imploded", that would have come out in the days following the 'second day that will live in infamy' in our country. The liberal newspeople, particularly 'I went down to the bottom before I got booted out' Dan Rather, would have made sure the public knew that our government is now resorting to tactics used by radicals, extremists, and terrorists who want all of us dead, by blowing up the World Trade Center. Guess they thought we wouldn't believe that when Clinton tried to do it in 1993 he failed miserably, so the US decided to try AGAIN, and this time suceeded in killing and maiming over 3,000 American citizens!

Does this sound as crazy to you as it does to me?

Still can't figure out who will be narrating? His dad walked around with a bucket on his head, marching on Washington DC to protest the bombing of Hiroshima, that he forgot HAPPENED OVER 60 YEARS AGO!!! He thought we just did that recently! It's a shame to see washed-up actors getting senile, isn't it?

Okay, okay, it's CHARLIE SHEEN! Chuckie's going to expose the truth about 9/11! OMG!!

Now, anyone who knows me well, knows why I'm such a big fan of Kiefer Sutherland's. He not only plays the best character on television. on the greatest show on television, "24" on Fox, he also chose to use his incredible speaking voice for a little known documentary entitled "Flight 93". Charlie plays a homosexual on a show that recently featured a storyline where one of the characters described having sex with fruit as a kid! See? See the difference? Both Sheen's and Kiefer Sutherland's fathers are successful actors, one on the big screen and one on TV, but they chose different paths. Good for you, Kiefer!! Get out of Hollyweird when the big one from Iraq hits the West Coast! And take a few others with you, Gary Sinise, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, Bruce Willis, and Ellen Degeners. Oh, but I digress...

I'm going to find out where this piece of trash documentary will be premiering in my area, and I'm going to gather a group of Americans who still believe in democracy, freedom, and liberty, which comes at the high cost of sacrifices made by our armed forces, and we're going to make life miserable for that particular theatre.

Who is Charlie Sheen, you may ask?! Google Hollywood drug addicts or alcoholics, Hollywood perverts, Hollywood wife beaters, and Charlie, the "reliable source", Sheen will show up in the search results.

Get a glimpse into the intelligence of this guy, who may have a few brain cells left that weren't fried by drugs. Read the transcripts of a phone conversation he had after his wife gave details of how he 'beat her'. Smoking Gun-Chuckie

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